1.13.2008

goomba: defined.

if you google it, as one might do when trying to learn about something that one knows nothing of, you will get links to the character displayed below. we'll use him as our jumping off point...
see those pointy teeth? watch out when you are kissing him... they are SHARP! and he will bite you! and leave a bruise! note that he has no arms. this is the most likely explanation as to why he doesn't call when he says he will... he can't dial the phone! observe how he appears to be in motion... that's because he's walking away from you, even though you are spectacular. but don't worry. check out the blank stare... there's no substance in there... what.so.ever. you're OBVIOUSLY better off without him.

12 comments:

Jen said...

Man, you ARE funny!

Jen said...

While looking through your blog, I decided to hit one of your "quick hits" on Dr. McDreamy...I had to laugh at that post...so funny! Whatever happened to him anyway?

Catsjoy said...

I dunno...think the unibrow would have turned me away...

Jen said...

For those of you who don't get this blog...be sure to read her title first! It might help...*wink*

Clog Nana said...

It is a mushroom with eyes, teeth, and feet.

amanda weber said...

hi. i quit xanga. thought you'd like to know i'm stalking you.

i also miss you. thought you'd like to know that, too.

Jen said...

Welcome Skinner! Nice to see you on blogger!

Clog Nana said...

Should I be scared?? You are stalking who??? I am not suppose to get it -- right? Inside out jokes.

Jen said...

No one is REALLY stalking anyone Aunt Ruthie...it is Amanda's friend from her Hannibal days! Her name is Amanda Skinner...surely you have heard Amanda talk about her! :-) Hope that helps ease your nerves. Love you!

Jen said...

Hey, how come I'm the one answering all the questions about Amanda's blog/friends...LOL! AMANDA, WHERE ARE YOU?!?

amanda weber said...

sorry, didn't mean to scare anyone.

Christy said...

he looks like some of the fellas around here alright...