promises fulfilled.

scoring big time points.

what a special birthday. pictures to follow... let's just say this: customized coffee mug with our picture on it AND surprise happy birthday flowers at work? you are really, really good.

i like big butts and i cannot lie.

i ended my ER month right this evening. with a gigantic butt abscess. like, huge. as big as my fist. there's nothing quite as gratifying as cutting open an abscess and draining out the pus. like popping a giant pimple. on a kid's butt. i know it's gross. but you'll get over it.