taking applications.

for a new personal assistant. i THOUGHT i'd secured one, but APPARENTLY she's not doing a very good job... (see previous comments in which she has no idea where i am during the day...)

responsibilities to include: maintaining current schedule of "appointments," prioritizing said appointments based on how cute he is, and telling me i'm pretty daily.

compensation: i'm pretty and you can look at me. that should just about cover it.

please direct all inquiries to my current personal assistant. she's bored and could use someone to talk to.