stranded.

stranded.
stranded.
stranded on the toilet bowl.
what do you do when you're stranded,
and you can't find a role?
you must be a man-
and wipe with your hand!

******

i got up this morning and realized that my toilet paper role needed to be replaced. i opened my bathroom cabinet where before lived what seemed an endless supply of TP, to find none. NONE. it seems the landlords removed said stock from my access. without warning or explanation.

how rude.