5.01.2008

i like big butts and i cannot lie.

i ended my ER month right this evening. with a gigantic butt abscess. like, huge. as big as my fist. there's nothing quite as gratifying as cutting open an abscess and draining out the pus. like popping a giant pimple. on a kid's butt. i know it's gross. but you'll get over it.

8 comments:

Jen said...

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...I don't know how a pregnant doctor could do such things...not saying Amanda is pregnant people!...but I know you have or had a couple of preg. docs on your team and I can only imagine having to do that...I would have gagged and then thrown up. HAHA!

Jen said...

And can I just finish by saying: GROSS!

amanda weber said...

you know, i'm okay with you enjoying this kind of thing. what i am NOT okay with is you trying to force your readership to enjoy that kind of thing.

Mel said...

did it stink??? there is a simple thrill in the popping of a pimple...hehe no matter how big or where...hehe

Unknown said...

i love popping pimples. hehehe. this sounds disgusting, but quite interesting if you ask me. I have this thing for cleaning out odd little spaces. Like, I love to clean the roller on the bottom of the vacuum. where all the hair gets twisted around it.

dawn said...

oops. it's me not darrin. really.

Judy said...

and might i say she told us this right after we had eaten Saturday. Glo about lost it...and it was a little disgusting for table talk...HAHAHA.

Christy said...

gross! lol