McDoctor.

i was just realizing how many different doctors i've worked with...

dr Mc"Dude" for child psych... who put me on the spot on occasion.
dr McQuiet for general peds... she was really nice though.
dr McQuestioning for ob... i only worked with him for a week, but i felt stupid everyday of that week... then i got smashed...
dr McPath... for pathology... she was so excited about the cancer cells.
dr McSpanish... for the rest of my ob... who let me do a lot of procedures on pregnant mexicans.
dr McDork... for family practice... he was very nice, but i'm fairly certain he had no friends in high school.
dr McCancer... who asked me 700 times a day if i had any questions...
dr McDerm... who lasered my scars and made them lighter. for free.
dr McSteamy... for surgery... H.O.T.
dr McER... for ER... who made me do chest compressions on a dying lady not much older than me.
dr McSlow... for internal medicine. oh my... light a fire, already, will ya!
dr McSpastic for anesthesia... who thought i knew what i was doing and left me in the room alone with the anesthetized patients...
dr McDreamy... for peds ICU. who was beautiful. and witty. and charming. and single. and beautiful. and he taught me that i'll never be as smart as my dumbest nephron. and have i told you about how he loves me??
dr McGreasy... for developmental peds... who rarely showered and had lips like a hippo.
dr McWonderful... for family practice... who was wonderful.
and now...
dr McWeird... for peds heme-onc... who is so weird i can't even tell you... who stops mid-sentence and stares at you (or through you or something...) for a while... who says "um" more times in a sentence than i can count on at least two hands...
i have two more to go... dr McNephron and dr McManipulation... hopefully... well, hopefully the hours are good. i'm getting tired of this...