little old ladies say the darndest things.

little old lady #1 who had some double vision and stumbling yesterday at the fair:

little old lady: "we had a couple beers..."
a little later: "2 or 3 beers..."
later still: "3 or 4 beers... i probably had 4 beers."

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little old lady #2 who had lost her license after an accident that was not her fault because the cop wrote the word "confused" in his report. we had to do a mental status exam to determine if she was, in fact, too confused to drive:

dr king: "starting with the number 100, count backwards by sevens."
little old lady: "oh, but i've never been very good at history!"