new method of coping.

i've recently decided that the best way to make yourself feel better when you are having a bad day is to compliment yourself. tell everyone around you that you are both pretty and popular.

example 1:
friend: wanna go out for lunch next wednesday?
me: i don't know if i'm free, i mean, i am so pretty and popular.

example 2:
friend: that shirt is a really nice color on you.
me: thanks; it's because i'm so pretty and popular.

i know you're skeptical, but trust me. it's good times. and the more times you say it in one day, the more likely you are to believe it. you should try it.

see how pretty and popular i'm looking here? my friends can't even stand to not have their heads touching mine. i'm that PRETTY. and POPULAR.