i'm funny.

i just spent an hour and a half or so reading back through my blog. made me realize that i kind of miss detailing out some of my days happenings. also, reminded me that i'm pretty hysterical. so i thought i'd chime in for a minute or two. but not more than that, because i have to get to bed.

one million things have been missed in the past year and several months. things i'm sure would have made great blog posts. we will mourn those losses together.

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i just heard on a tv commercial that you should ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. woah. please don't ask me that. ever.

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i may have the swine flu. i'll find out tomorrow. i'm starting to feel better already, but it doesn't matter. if my test is positive, i can't go back to work til the weekend. pity. if it's negative, i'll go back tomorrow afternoon. which is why i have to go to bed.

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if i could remember how to link back to previous posts quickly and easily, i'd do it now... to point out some of my favorites and remind you how funny i am. i'm also contemplating a new layout in order to freshen things up a bit and renew my love of the blog-o-sphere.

ok. i'm out.