9.30.2006

do you have any pumpkin?

ps, it's highly possible that this is a you-had-to-be-there story...

friday night after the ray-pec high school homecoming football game, i went to get frozen custard with the family i'm living with because we had buy one, get one free coupons. we're all standing around, staring at the menu, deciding on our individual orders and it's mary's and my turn... we had made the decision and were ready to order...

but when we got up there, she saw a sign that said "pumpkin spice latte"... and decided she'd like to have pumpkin in her concrete (like a blizzard from DQ, but about 47 times better...). except pumpkin isn't listed on the list of things you can get in your concrete, so i explained to her that it's a seasonal thing, so obviously it wouldn't be on the menu that lives there all year...

so we go back up to the window, and i ask the girl, "do you have any pumpkin something that you can put into a concrete..." she kind of stares at me and then points at a LARGE sign hanging directly above her head that reads "pumpkin pie concrete"... yeah, so mary gets excited and orders it. and loves it, i might add.

as we're driving out, one of the kids says "pumpkin pie concrete"... at which point we all look over and on the HUGE sign for the custard place it says in gigantic wording (that we can probably read from our front door...) "PUMPKIN PIE CONCRETE!"

we almost died laughing. i can't remember the last time i laughed so hard. mostly because we're big dorks... but oh man... the ridiculousness with which i asked the question just keeps magnifying itself...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would so totally do something like that. I giggled myself into a laugh! But really...how do you eat that stuff...it sits in the stomach like a rock. You should x-ray someone after they have eaten a concrete!

Jen said...

Yeah...that is a blonde moment if I ever heard one! haha!

Clog Nana said...

eating a concrete is like eating a thick ice cream shake.

You can say, "I did it and I am glad". . . . .

Or you can refuse to order. hummmmm.

Christy said...

I once went to meet Melodie at her place of business when she worked for that insurance company. Well, there was this HUGE reception hall area. Kinda freakishly high ceiling and it was just insanely big for one little woman behind a small desk with a tall half wall in front of her. I got up to the desk with this small little woman whose nose was in a book and who didn't even bother looking up when I got right in front of her. After standing there with no acknowledgement I noticed a sign in sheet. The sheet asked me to write down the time. I looked down at her and asked, "What time is it?" Well, little miss 'Thang' throws her thumb jabbingly over her shoulder pointing out the GInormous 10 foot clock above and behind her head. Well, EXCUSE ME MISSY for missing the world's LARGEST time piece ever in existence! So there! My friend who was with me was rolling with laughter. Hope she's not still working there... she may have carpal tunnel in her thumb by now!